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Which Food Is Killing You?

Inside the Greatest Fraud In Human History

The first family food documentary

Playing silently — turn the sound on

Three out of five people die from chronic inflammatory disease.

Its drivers are lifestyle. The largest lifestyle factor, for most of us, is food.

So which food is it?

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A film in which you are the jury. 1 hour 27 minutes.
One payment. Permanent access. One purchase covers your household.

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FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT

Made to be watched together. The evidence is laid out in full, the witnesses contradict each other, and every person in the room delivers their own verdict. Animated, funny, and the argument afterwards is the point.

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No date to pick, no table to book. Buy once, watch when it suits you.

Everyone answers

Questions appear during the film. Nobody is told what to think.

Three generations

A fourteen-year-old follows every step. So does their grandmother.

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€15 — one payment, permanent access. One purchase covers your household.
1 hour 27 minutes.

The suspects

Four foods stand accused

The suspects: Mr Carbohydrates, Mr Vegetable Oils, Lady Posh Pork and The Bliss Brothers

One of them has carried the blame for sixty years. She says the evidence was never sound, and she is asking for a retrial.

Follow the clues, one by one, to a place nobody has stood before: a crime scene inside your own body — and a new theory about who was in the room.

Take your seat on the jury — €15

1 hour 26 minutes. One payment, permanent access.

What fifteen euros buys

Disease is never one person's.

It arrives in a family and stays for years — the appointments, the waiting, the fear that sits at the edge of every ordinary day, the slow rearranging of everyone's life around it. Anyone who has watched a parent go through it knows the cost is not measured in one body.

Fifteen euros is what a film costs.

What it buys is ninety minutes of understanding what is actually on your plate, why it is there, and who decided. Watch it once, keep it forever, show it to whoever you like.

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For the whole table

It is animated, and that is not an accident.

The subject is heavy. The film is not. A fourteen-year-old will follow every step of the argument and laugh at the pirates. So will their grandmother — and by the second question the two of them will be arguing.

That argument is the point.

Watch alone and the film waits for you, as long as you need. Put it on the television and the room gets ten seconds to decide before it moves on without you. Families split by generation. Dinner parties never agree.

Or turn the questions off and just watch. Almost nobody does.

WHY IS THIS THE GREATEST FRAUD?

1

IT KILLS QUIETLY

Three out of five people die from chronic inflammatory disease — heart disease, stroke, cancer, diabetes and the rest. It arrives slowly enough that nobody calls it a cause of death.

2

IT STARTS ON YOUR PLATE

Diet sits among the leading drivers of chronic inflammation — alongside factors most of us were never told to watch for.

3

AND NOBODY NAMED THE PATTERN

The suspects have been examined one at a time for sixty years. They have never been examined together. That is where the case falls apart — and where this film begins.

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€15 — one payment, permanent access. One purchase covers your household.
Sources cited on screen throughout the film

This film is about evidence and how it is made. It is not medical advice, and nothing in it should replace a conversation with your doctor.

For families, schools, workplaces and groups

Put a room on the jury

Split the room into tables of four. Everyone joins on their phone with a six-character code — no app, no accounts, no sign-up. Then you just play the film.

It works the same way in a hotel lounge, a community hall or a staff away-day as it does in a living room — a room of people, one screen, and an argument worth having.

When the evidence stops and a question appears, it appears on every phone at the same moment. Each table answers once. They have to talk it through and agree — and everyone at the table can see who put what in, which is usually where the argument starts.

At the end, every person delivers their own verdict on each of the four suspects, and the tables are ranked on how they did.

Schools

One answer per table turns a documentary into an argument about evidence — how studies get funded, how a strong claim differs from a loud one.

Workplaces

It starts the conversation health programmes usually struggle to start at all, and the table format does the team-building at the same time.

Clinics & community groups

Ninety minutes that leaves a room arguing about food, with every claim sourced and published so anyone can check it.

Phones not allowed in the room? There is a show-of-hands mode instead — take the count, type it in, carry on.

Screening licences & prices

Single screenings from €249. School licences €295 for two years. Workplaces €12 per person, per event.

HOW THIS FILM WAS MADE

One person, one laptop, one year

Written and directed by Colin Marry, an Irish pig farmer with no filmmaking background. No studio, no crew, no budget. The animation was generated using AI tools that did not exist two years ago; the research, the script, the argument, the edit and every decision about what the evidence means are his.

It took a year, seven hours a day, starting at half past four in the morning. He has written about why here.

Disclosure. Colin Marry is a pig farmer and intends in future to bring a pork product to market under the Posh Pork name. No such product currently exists or is for sale. The film was self-funded and received no industry, commercial or institutional backing. He is not a doctor and does not claim to be.

The Mystery Within the Mystery

And then there is the question that gives the whole thing its name: what exactly is Posh Pork?

The name is a clue. Somewhere in the evidence sits an explanation for why one of the most vilified foods on the list may be innocent — and why the thing that replaced it was never examined nearly as closely.

The answer reveals itself through the evidence. Like everything else here, you will have to investigate.

Practical Details

What: Which Food Is Killing You? — a feature film with interactive questions

Where: Streamed here, on any device. Watch on a phone, laptop or television.

When: Any time. Buy once, watch whenever suits you.

Who: One purchase covers your household. Watch alone or gather everyone round.

Duration: 1 hour 27 minutes

Language: English

Price:

€15 — one payment, permanent access. One purchase covers your household. Rewatch as often as you like.

Screening it for a school, workplace, clinic or community group? Get in touch about group and educational licences.

This film is about evidence and how it is made. It is not medical advice, and nothing in it should replace a conversation with your doctor.

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Join the jury. Weigh the evidence. Deliver your verdict.